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Lady Ratanbai & Mathuradas Vissanji Academy

Andheri, Mumbai
CHILDREN'S CONTRIBUTIONS

JOKES... JOKES...

By Pranavshyam G. Bhat (VI A)

The Geography teacher was teaching in the class and she noticed a student sleeping. She called out to him, "Ram, why is your head bending downwards?"
Student: "Due to the gravitational force of the earth, Madam."

Mona- Uncle, how far have you studied?
Uncle: Upto B.A., dear.
Mona: What is this, uncle? You have studied only two letters and that too in the reverse?!!

Lady (to her servant): Minu, did you wash the fish well before cooking?
Minu: Madam, what is the use of washing the fish which has all along been living in water only?

Teacher: Is 7 an even number?
Abhinay: Yes, Ma'am
Teacher: What Nonsense! How can you say that 7 is even number?
Abhinay: If we remove the letter 's' from seven, it would become even.

Pranavshyam: I got 50 paise from the floor.
Shaffan: That is my money. My 5o paise fell on the floor
Pranavshyam: But I got two 25 paise coins from the floor
Shaffan: My coin must have broken into 2 pieces when it fell

Rishabh: Why did the tennis player bring a tray to practise?
Ayushi: I don't know
Rishabh: Because it was his turn to serve

First snake: I hope I am not poisonous
Second snake: Why?
First Snake: I just bit my tongue

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