• Pratham Delhi Education Initiative (NGO), Delhi
• Sri Lakshmi Narayana School, Chennai
• Vivek Vidyalaya, Mumbai NEW
• Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan Matriculation school, Ajjannur, Coimbatore
• Bhavan's Girdhardas Mohota Vidya Mandir, Wardha, Maharashtra
• Bhavans Atmakuri Rama Rao School, Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh
• J.S.S. Public School, HSR Layout, Bangalore, Karnataka
• Bhavan's RIL School, Mouda, Nagpur, Maharashtra
• Bhavans Vidyashram, Jaipur, Rajasthan
• Jeevandeep Public School, Varnasi
• Bhavan's Vidyamandir, Puthucode, Palakkad, Kerala
• Bhavan’s Vidya Mandir, Irinjalakuda, Kerala
• Bhavans Sawan Public School, New Delhi
• Bhavan's Public School, R.C. Puram, Hyderabad
• Sri Sathya Sai Vidyaniketan, Navsari, Gujarat
• Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan School, Perumthiruthi, Kozhikode, Kerala
• New Era English School, Nashik, Maharashtra
• Godkar's Academy, Mumbai
• Bhavan's Kodagu Vidyalaya, Madikeri, Karnataka
• Bhavan's Adarsha Vidyalaya, Kakkanad, Kochi, Kerala
• Kulapati Munshi Bhavan’s Vidya Mandir, Thrissur, Kerala
• Bhavan's Vidya Mandir, Girinagar, Kochi
• Bellur Kamalamma Subbana Vidya Bhavan School, Mysore
• St. Kabir School, Ahmedabad, Gujarat
• Johnson Grammar School, Habsiguda, Hyderabad

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COOL JOKES

By Arun Govind. M (VII B)

Here is Max’s answer paper.

1. What do you call a fish without eyes?
Ans. Fish!

2. Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
Ans. Because he didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

3. Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
Ans. Because their captain was sitting on the deck!

4. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Ans. Because then it becomes a foot!

5. What will you get if you mix a fly, car and a dog?
Ans. A flying carpet.

6. Why did a boy put lipstick on his head?
Ans. Because he wanted to make-up his mind!

7. Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Ans. Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

8. Who is the God of Computer?
Ans. Lord Ganesh! Because he sits on a mouse.

9. Which is the coolest alphabet?
Ans. B because it is between A and C

10. What occurs once in one and twice in one hundred one but not even once in ten lakhs?
Ans. The alphabet ‘O’