Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
Nagpur
CHILDREN'S CONTRIBUTIONS
1. Ram - Shyam your father is a teacher but your small brother cannot read a word
Shyam – Ram your father is a dentist but your small sister has no teeth.
2. Teacher – In this box I have a 10 foot snake
Titu – You can’t fool me, Ma’am! I know snakes don’t have feet.
3. Teacher - How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Soman – Don’t bite any
4. Teacher – How much is half of 8?
Sonali – Up and down or a cross
Teacher – What do you mean?
Sonali – Well, half of 8 up and down is 3 and half of 8 across the middle is 0
5. Patient - Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?
Doctor – yes of course
Patient - Great
Doctor – Why great?
Patient – I never could before.
6. Patient – Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heard about a doctor who treated a patient for pneumonia and finally he died of typhoid
Doctor – Don’t worry. If I treat someone for pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.
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Dimdima is the Sanskrit word for ‘drumbeat’. In olden days, victory in battle was heralded by the beat of drums or any important news to be conveyed to the people used to be accompanied with drumbeats.
Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan
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Dimdima.com, the Children's Website of Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan launched in 2000 and came out with a Printed version of Dimdima Magazine in 2004. At present the Printed Version have more than 35,000 subscribers from India and Abroad.