Q. How can you tell that a train just went by?
A. It left its tracks.
Q. Which is the longest rope?
Bo: Is your refrigerator running?
Mo: Yeah, why?
Bo: You better go catch it.
Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him
A. No thank you, I am stuffed.
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
Q. Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A. Because she was the fairest in the land.
Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
Q. What letter is like an island?
A. "T" because it is in the middle of water.