• Pratham Delhi Education Initiative (NGO), Delhi
• Sri Lakshmi Narayana School, Chennai
• Vivek Vidyalaya, Mumbai NEW
• Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan Matriculation school, Ajjannur, Coimbatore
• Bhavan's Girdhardas Mohota Vidya Mandir, Wardha, Maharashtra
• Bhavans Atmakuri Rama Rao School, Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh
• J.S.S. Public School, HSR Layout, Bangalore, Karnataka
• Bhavan's RIL School, Mouda, Nagpur, Maharashtra
• Bhavans Vidyashram, Jaipur, Rajasthan
• Jeevandeep Public School, Varnasi
• Bhavan's Vidyamandir, Puthucode, Palakkad, Kerala
• Bhavan’s Vidya Mandir, Irinjalakuda, Kerala
• Bhavans Sawan Public School, New Delhi
• Bhavan's Public School, R.C. Puram, Hyderabad
• Sri Sathya Sai Vidyaniketan, Navsari, Gujarat
• Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan School, Perumthiruthi, Kozhikode, Kerala
• New Era English School, Nashik, Maharashtra
• Godkar's Academy, Mumbai
• Bhavan's Kodagu Vidyalaya, Madikeri, Karnataka
• Bhavan's Adarsha Vidyalaya, Kakkanad, Kochi, Kerala
• Kulapati Munshi Bhavan’s Vidya Mandir, Thrissur, Kerala
• Bhavan's Vidya Mandir, Girinagar, Kochi
• Bellur Kamalamma Subbana Vidya Bhavan School, Mysore
• St. Kabir School, Ahmedabad, Gujarat
• Johnson Grammar School, Habsiguda, Hyderabad

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JOKES

By Neha Patil and Neeraja Chinchalkar (VII C)

Sardarji’s Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: Punjab
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: What do you mean? Whole body was born in Punjab.

Teacher: Generally when do milk teeth fall?
Student: When all the milk in the teeth has dried up…sir

Doctor: Madam, open your mouth wide…wide…wider still
Ptient: Please check my tongue.
Doctor: No need Ma’am. I wanted to keep you quiet helping me to prescribe the medicine in peace….


Girl: For what did you get that small toffee?
Boy: For singing.
Girl: And the big one?
Boy: For stopping.

Teacher: Name any 5 things which contain milk.
Student: Butter, cheese, ice cream and
Teacher: Good two more?
Student: Yes, I got it… two cows. That’s five.

Chemistry teacher: Give the chemical symbol for water.
Rony: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What’s it?
Rony: Yesterday, you said it is H to O ma’m

Mona: When were you born?
Sona: Monday December 1.
Mona: I was born on Sunday December 2
Sona: Don’t try to fool me. Sunday is a holiday.

What are those things floating in the water?
Jelly fish
What flavour?

City Boy: Can I cut across your field so I can take the 10 am train?
Farmer: Sure, but if my bull sees you, you’ll take the 9 am train.

Boy: Mister, could you sell me a shark?
Pet shop owner: what would you do with a shark?
Boy: The cat’s trying to eat my goldfish and I want to teach him a lesson.