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Pratham Delhi Education Initiative (NGO)

Delhi
CHILDREN'S CONTRIBUTIONS

TASNEEM 'S JOKES

By Tasneem Aurangabadwala (VII - A)


Customer: Are you sure this milk is pure?
Milkman: Yes Sir, every drop of water poured in it is filtered.


Bobby: Tell me why does the sun always rise in the east and set in the west.
Sunny: Any fool can answer that.
Bobby: That is why I am asking you.


Pooja: Oh No! Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong hand?
Uma: Because I am marrying the wrong person.


Sanju: You know Anju, I can stand first in any of the competition but on one condition.
Anju: What is that?
Sanju: No one else should participate


Shahrukh: I will tell my daddy what you said! He will beat you.
Raj: Then my daddy will beat your daddy.


Shahrukh: No one can touch a hair on my daddy's head.
Raj: Oh! Is he a wrestler?
Shahrukh: No, but he is completely bald.


Raghu's Father: Raghu, I met your teacher in the market today.
Raghu: Oh! Oh! She must have told you that I failed in all the subjects.
Raghu's Father: No, she never said that.
Raghu: Then she must have complained that I don't do my home-work in time.
Raghu's Father: No, she didn't.
Raghu: Ho! Then she wasn't my teacher.

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