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1. You say you are working in the cinema publicity department. What is your present assignment?
Pasting posters on walls!

2. Doctor: (to patient) You were complaining of memory loss and that you do not remember even incidents which happened recently. I gave you a strong pill. Has it worked?
Patient: Yes doctor! I am able to remember incidents of my previous birth also!

3. Bank Manager : (to customer) Sir! We advance loans only for the purchase of cars and other automobiles and not for purchasing petrol!
4. Lady: Doctor! My eight year old boy took the tonic which you gave for his growth. But he has grown so much that he is six foot tall and weighs 80 kilos! What should I do?
Doctor: Madam! The tonic which I gave was to be consumed over a period of three months but your son has gulped it in one go and that is the result!

Aakash Ravichandran
VIII A
Bhavan’s Mehta Vidyalaya

Words of Appreciation

manu sharma Very funny
Athithya Awesome
natasha ok!ok!

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