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A Panda goes to a bar cum restaurant.

Panda: Waiter, get me a chicken biryani and a bottle of Old Scotch & Bagpiper Soda.

After a while the waiter gets his meal.The Panda gets angry & removes a knife from his fur & stabs the waiter.The owner rushes to the spot and says;

Owner:Why did you kill my friend?

Panda:Go home & check in the dictionary for the meaning of Panda.

The dictionary meaning says that Panda is an animal that feeds on bamboos and is a strict vegetarian.

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