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Professor (who Does not know English) See how & what he speaks...

# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class ..)
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family :
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* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment :
You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.

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