One there were 3 mice. One was Red, One was Black and the last one was white.
One day the Black asked the Red,"Why are you Red?". He said,"Because I drink everybody's blood." Then the red asked the black,"Why are you black?" The Black said,"Because I play in the sun." Then the Red and the Black asked the White,"Why are you so white"? The White replied,"Because I take a bath with fair and lovely."