There was a moron in a cold country. The temperature was 4 degree centigrade. He was above to give bath to his cat in cold water.
His friend came along and told him that it was a bad idea to give bath to the cat in cold water as it would freeze to death.
Later when the friend retured, he saw the cat dead. He told the moron 'I told you not to give it a bath!'. The moron replied 'It did not die because of the bath, I squeezed it dry instead of wiping it!'