Shankar,a boastful guide,was showing off.
Shankar : This marvellous building was built in a year.
Tourist : Hah! In our city we have a bigger and a far more marvellous building that was built in six months.
(In front of a museum)
Tourist : Shankar,what is this building.
Shankar : I will have to find out. It wasn't here in the morning!