A photographer had to take a photo of a dead man who had just died. Suddenly the wailing relatives of the person started beating him. When asked by a passer-by the reason,he replied that,"I can't understand what the problem is. I just said 'SMILE PLEASE' and they started beating me.
Two women were constantly talking aloud in a theatre. One sitting at the back, patted at the shoulder of one of them and said "I cannot hear".
The women replied,"You are not supposed to hear our private conversation!"