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SARDAR JOKES

Q: What will a sardar do for getting an additional sheet of white sheet? (He already has one and wants one more)
A : Get it xeroxed!

Q: What will a sardar do after getting a sheet xeroxed?
A: Check for spelling mistakes!

Q: How will you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday!!

Once a Sardar went to a shop. "What is that shiny object there?,he asks to the shopkeeper.
" A flask", the shopkeeper replies.
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
"Oh! I'll buy it".
The next day when the sardar goes to his office, his boss questions him,
"What is that shiny object?"
" A flask"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
"Great! Then what do you have in it?"
"Two cups of coffee and a bottle of Coke!!!

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