(Husband returns late from work when his wife says):good evening dear.
Husband: I'm now logged in.
Wife: have you bought the grocery?
Husband: bad command or file name.
Wife: but I told you in the morning.
Husband: syntax error. abort.
Wife: what about my new jewelry set?
Husband: variable not found...
Wife: atleast give me your wallet, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation. access denied.
Wife: do you care about home or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: too many parameters.....
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married a computer-infected husband like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife: you are useless.
Husband: it's by default.
Wife: what about your salary?
Husband: file in use...try later.
Wife: what is my value in the family?
Husband: unknown virus.