A Panda goes to a bar cum restaurant.
Panda: Waiter, get me a chicken biryani and a bottle of Old Scotch & Bagpiper Soda.
After a while the waiter gets his meal.The Panda gets angry & removes a knife from his fur & stabs the waiter.The owner rushes to the spot and says;
Owner:Why did you kill my friend?
Panda:Go home & check in the dictionary for the meaning of Panda.
The dictionary meaning says that Panda is an animal that feeds on bamboos and is a strict vegetarian.
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