Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
READER'S CONTRIBUTIONS
A man asked his servant to buy a match box. The servant ran and bought a match box. To make sure that the match box was fresh, he lighted a match. It burned well. He wanted to be doubly sure. So he lit another match. That too burned well.
He reached his master's house and gave the match box to his master. The master opened the box and discovered that it was empty. He asked in surprise, "What did you do with the matches?"
The servant replied, "I tried all the matches on my way home!"
A TTE was being disturbed by a practical joker who enjoyed the TTE's temper. Pointing to a train, he asked, "Will this train go to Delhi?"
The TTE screamed with anger, "I have already told you 6 times that this train does not go to Delhi. If you ask me again, I will kick you so hard that you will land in Delhi."
A passenger, who heard the TTE, asked, "Sir, will you kick me softly?"
The TTE was surprised. He asked, "Why?"
The passenger gave a stunning reply: "I want to go to Bhopal."
sonu:have you heard about Suez canal ?
chotu:Yes
sonu: My father built it.
chotu: Ha what is in that ,do you know about dead sea ,well my father killed it
A baby camel turned to its father and asked, "Dad, why do we have humps on our back?"
"Well, son," his father replied, "our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us in the desert."
"Oh," said the baby camel. "Dad, why do we have long lashes?"
"To protect us from sandstorms in the desert."
"Fine, Dad, why do we have big padded feet?"
"Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking."
"Thanks, Dad. So, what are we doing in London Zoo?"
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Dimdima is the Sanskrit word for ‘drumbeat’. In olden days, victory in battle was heralded by the beat of drums or any important news to be conveyed to the people used to be accompanied with drumbeats.
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Dimdima.com, the Children's Website of Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan launched in 2000 and came out with a Printed version of Dimdima Magazine in 2004. At present the Printed Version have more than 35,000 subscribers from India and Abroad.