Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
READER'S CONTRIBUTIONS
A man asked his servant to buy a match box. The servant ran and bought a match box. To make sure that the match box was fresh, he lighted a match. It burned well. He wanted to be doubly sure. So he lit another match. That too burned well.
He reached his master's house and gave the match box to his master. The master opened the box and discovered that it was empty. He asked in surprise, "What did you do with the matches?"
The servant replied, "I tried all the matches on my way home!"
A TTE was being disturbed by a practical joker who enjoyed the TTE's temper. Pointing to a train, he asked, "Will this train go to Delhi?"
The TTE screamed with anger, "I have already told you 6 times that this train does not go to Delhi. If you ask me again, I will kick you so hard that you will land in Delhi."
A passenger, who heard the TTE, asked, "Sir, will you kick me softly?"
The TTE was surprised. He asked, "Why?"
The passenger gave a stunning reply: "I want to go to Bhopal."
sonu:have you heard about Suez canal ?
chotu:Yes
sonu: My father built it.
chotu: Ha what is in that ,do you know about dead sea ,well my father killed it
Soman was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. His car was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with Soman. He told him to go home and blow hard into the tailpipe, and all the dents would pop out.
Soman went home, got down on his hands and knees and started blowing into the car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Just then his friend came along and asked Soman what he was doing. Soman told him what the mechanic had told him.
"No wonder the dents didn't pop up, Soman," said his friend. "You haven't rolled up the windows!"
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Dimdima is the Sanskrit word for ‘drumbeat’. In olden days, victory in battle was heralded by the beat of drums or any important news to be conveyed to the people used to be accompanied with drumbeats.
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Dimdima.com, the Children's Website of Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan launched in 2000 and came out with a Printed version of Dimdima Magazine in 2004. At present the Printed Version have more than 35,000 subscribers from India and Abroad.